
Being the father of precocious pre-tween daughters world Health Organization have memorized the lines from every tween-tastic show on the Disney Distribution channel and Jukebox, it was fait accompli (French for screwed) that I’d be taking in the up-to-the-minute fish-out-of-daughter mermaid tale Turquoise. Having become something of an authorization on middle school programing, I am a good judge of the character of such fare and thus felt duly compelled to be the one to take this slug for the team. My wish for this unrivaled to be some marvelous cross ‘tween Splash and Sponge Bob, did non come to pass, just all in all, it wasn’t all that irritating.
In a clamshell the story takes place on some classy Florida beach club, where two inseparable 13 year old girls Claire (Emma Roberts) Hailey (Joanna JoJo Levesque) get just learned the most heinous newsworthiness imaginable. Turns out that Hailey’s mother has recognised a job in Commonwealth of Australia, and as the deuce friends consume no intentions of spitting up (together they’ve managed to outlast the sempiternal mocking disdainfulness meted out with witchy delight by the older and more developed girls around this Barbie Wendy house of a pink and aquamarine humans.) But how? Play Finding Nemo in reverse? Naa too pat, been done to death. As the two mope about reeling from this coup de grace of a tropical punch, the gods of fate dance step in. The resort is unexpectedly? hit by a Hurricane (the friendly, politically correct kind that don’t cause pop stars to go on television and declare that the Prexy doesn’t guardianship about black people) The kind that blow over harmlessly and deposit a mermaid in the swimming pool. Yo Snap!
I think the overriding lesson I took away from Aquamarine is that now I know that if you attend a mermaid in distress it entitles you to one wish (just so long as it doesn’t violate the laws of nature) There’s always a catch with fish. As Hailey and Claire ar the offset to distinguish the new girl in the consortium (her make is Peacock blue - Sara Paxton) they are immediate to do her friend and listen to her heartrending story. (They say the best way to forget your own problems is to help individual out with theirs - and Peacock blue has a doozy) It seems that when the Hurricane hit, Aqua was in the middle of running out from rest home. As we learn, in Mer-world thither is no such thing as love, or at least this is what her mer-oldman has been trying to run up on her, to assuage her heartache at being foresworn to wed a mer-fella for which she has no feelings. Alas, she is betrothed to some cosh of a sea-dweeb, yet she is the alone one unhappy about it as the coupling represents an advantageous circumstance for the parents involved - a serious family merger. Still Aqua knew thither was something missing - something she’s heard whispered across the waves. A crazy piddling thing called love.
So convinced was her Father that love was nil more than some torpid old myth, he agrees to permit Aqua to choose her own Mer-mate if she can prove to him in the three days left earlier her wedding ceremony that indeed love exists. Something like that in any event. As a bonus for anyone willing to assist her in her quest for fire, should they succeed they will be granted one and only wish, with the aforementioned fine print restrictions. It’s not like you can just turn a pea into a bean. ( As the legend goes the reviewer wHO dares to use the most dated reference in a picture made for 12 class olds gets a wish too - something like all the obscurity they want - yo snap).
Taking this material from an Alice Hoffman novel, screenwriters Jessica Bendinger (Bring It On) and King John Quaintance (TV’s Good Daybreak Miami) aren’t above a little titillation to get a laugh, or to up the ante on the inquietude of Tween-fare - for example when the gals learn of the wish deal Claire casually inquires "if Aqua throne make boobs come proscribed of hiding?" This got a laugh out of my 8 and 7 year olds respectively so I guess it was curious, but more than organism risqué it is an accurate estimate of the self conscious inadequacy that girls (and boys) for that matter go through and through during this miserable transitional period in life. It was moments like this that made you understand that Bendinger and Quaintance worked tough to make this motion-picture show a keeper.
By elbow room of introducing Aqua to the conception of love they single out an 18 year old lifesaver who has long been the case of their pre-pub ponderings. Incidentally Aquamarine grows legs when she dries off her tail and so they set their heads together over some stripling magazines and bat around the finer points of attracting this smoldering specimen of human hunkitude, though he’s a bit out Claire and Haileys bracket, he’s mer-made to parliamentary procedure for the nicely developed Aqua. Boilers suit the elements of such teen fantasy are well in ordering. Claire and Hailey are the mannequin of wholesome all-American commitment, and Greenish blue the prototype princess for their vicarious passage into these rites that expect them in the non too distant future. How does it all turn out in the happily ever later on department? Interestingly enough it is just original and inspired enough for me to keep my old lips sealed. Because Aquamarine didn’t drive itself in the least bit gravely while at the same time delivering the goods for the target audience - complete with a nice little life example about the true substance of commitment, I’m going to push my french fries in.. The film knew exactly what it was about and never strayed from those boundaries. Y’know for a movie around a mermaid. Ergo Aqua gets a true blue thumbs up. I got my wish, and I think my boobs fifty-fifty grew a little spot.
Hilarious miraculous awesome, did I leave anything out? Best movie I’ve seen since Sky High, Makes you believe in multitude. that’s something special, luvved it luvved it luvved it luvved it li li li li li
I took my girls tot his one expecting it to be pure fluff, but i actually became drawn into it, I guess there’s a 13 year old girl in all of us. Strange coming from a 34 year old man.
Aqua was so totally amazing I’m sledding to see it over again today with some other friends I can’t wait to find the face on their faces, My favorite picture for ages,
The think you sad about this film that struck me as so true, is the fact that it sendds a message most the true nature of loyalty - something kids this age really have a problematic time grasping and this film actually points out the realities of life - for a mermaid movie
Your half-baked dude, B- try D-, this was nothing more than than Walt Disney channel slobber, which is where it will closing up earlier long. You must stimulate been in an abysmally good climate is all I can say
Matt
I wasa just on a different site about this show and they called it shallow and stupid, and that it was for girls between 7-15. intimately I’m in college and I have a short girl wHO wanted to see this movie she loved it and so did i and a bunch of friends. the only person who is shallow and stupid is who ever wrote that. I loved it and i would recomened it.